PLEASE KEEP GERMANY FROM MORE SUFFERING
ACHTUNG!
Germany Cries Out for Our Help!
Keep The Fatherland Fat!
Does anyone realize that Germany is suffering? Are you aware, sitting in your comfortable homes watching your plasma television sets, that people in Germany are starving?
But more importantly there are many Germans living below the poverty level set by the government. Unlike the time after World War I when inflation was killing them and they had to fill wheel barrows with useless deutsche marks just trying to buy enough to put food on the table, today many German families don't even have enough euros to fill a wheelbarrow, let alone own one.
Will someone please tell me why people in the Civilized World are sitting around bellyaching about starvation in Darfur, Namibia, or Eritrea. Naturally we feel bad about that. But when Germans are suffering we must sit up and take notice. Unlike people in the aforementioned unfortunate countries in Africa, the Germans will not just sit around complaining, or merely start exterminating those who annoy them. No, they will do something to alleviate their own distress. They will reopen the military-industrial arms complex -- they have the will and the know-how. They will soon be seen in Poland, the Czech Republic, Belgium, and not just as slightly pushy tourists. No, they'll be wearing boots which definitely won't be Uggs.
Please, I implore you, warn your neighbors, teach your children, rent old war movies, buy Volkswagens, and above all refresh your memories -- when Germans suffer, it is the rest of the world must pay the piper!
Join me and thousands of others in contributing to the KEEP GERMANY CONTENTED FUND. It's worth your life to be alert now.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090525/wl_time/08599190064900
Germany Cries Out for Our Help!
Keep The Fatherland Fat!
Does anyone realize that Germany is suffering? Are you aware, sitting in your comfortable homes watching your plasma television sets, that people in Germany are starving?
But more importantly there are many Germans living below the poverty level set by the government. Unlike the time after World War I when inflation was killing them and they had to fill wheel barrows with useless deutsche marks just trying to buy enough to put food on the table, today many German families don't even have enough euros to fill a wheelbarrow, let alone own one.
Will someone please tell me why people in the Civilized World are sitting around bellyaching about starvation in Darfur, Namibia, or Eritrea. Naturally we feel bad about that. But when Germans are suffering we must sit up and take notice. Unlike people in the aforementioned unfortunate countries in Africa, the Germans will not just sit around complaining, or merely start exterminating those who annoy them. No, they will do something to alleviate their own distress. They will reopen the military-industrial arms complex -- they have the will and the know-how. They will soon be seen in Poland, the Czech Republic, Belgium, and not just as slightly pushy tourists. No, they'll be wearing boots which definitely won't be Uggs.
Please, I implore you, warn your neighbors, teach your children, rent old war movies, buy Volkswagens, and above all refresh your memories -- when Germans suffer, it is the rest of the world must pay the piper!
Join me and thousands of others in contributing to the KEEP GERMANY CONTENTED FUND. It's worth your life to be alert now.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090525/wl_time/08599190064900
Labels: Depression-Germany, Germany, Starvation-Germany, World War I, World War II
